“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
what happens when a girl touches me in any sort of way at all
You okay Niko?
i almost don’t want any context at all