discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

i hope my first child is a dragon

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

robyndarko:

life.

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

givedeanwinchesterhispie:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

translucentginger:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif

Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

helioscentrifuge:

neverendingsleeplessness:

comicbooksexlife:

what happens when a girl touches me in any sort of way at all 

You okay Niko?

i almost don’t want any context at all

tinydragongina: